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hartlesstattoo: reservoirking: 86timewarp: nevershout-squidgy:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:20:16 -0800

reservoirking:

86timewarp:

nevershout-squidgy:

incomprehensive:

mytardisispink:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

super-koopa:

theevilkendra:

madcocaparty:

awesomekodokuna:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL

SUMMONING IT’S SPAWN AND SHIT

SATAN

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY…

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED

GET

THE FUCKING

SALT

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCKING

FUCK

WTH?! I see this creepy face opening it’s mouth O_O

Nokia.

That poor microwave

I have no idea what the hell just happened… But I like it dammit!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:16:59 -0800

yelyahwilliams: ryanrussell: thedailywhat: Heartwarming...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:13:25 -0800

yelyahwilliams:

ryanrussell:

thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Moore Tornado Survivor Finds Her Dog in Rubble

This morning, Moore, Oklahoma resident Barbara Garcia was in the middle of an interview with CBS News about losing her home and her beloved companion dog to the deadly tornado, when something miraculous unfolded right in front of them and the viewers at home (starting at 1:32). Just try not to tear up.

If you don’t tear up you have no heart.

Ahhhhh

danburytomorrow: motheatendeerhead: This is what we need...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:05:20 -0800

danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god

alaska-flight: I seriously wanna tryyyyyyyyyy

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:09:42 -0800

alaska-flight:

I seriously wanna tryyyyyyyyyy

peanutbutta: It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:08:52 -0800

peanutbutta:

It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.

#doopykitty #ballschoppedoff #losthismanhood #outofit...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:20:39 -0800

#doopykitty #ballschoppedoff #losthismanhood #outofit #flamepoint #neutered #poorkitty #snowball #kitty

#sunset #anchorage #alaska #anchoragesunset #beautiful...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:58:02 -0800

#sunset #anchorage #alaska #anchoragesunset #beautiful #anchoragealaska #lovethese

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:46:52 -0800

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:21:04 -0800

50shadesofdelray: zeezeerexic: I love that this is on my Dash,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:07:40 -0800

50shadesofdelray:

zeezeerexic:

I love that this is on my Dash, because I JUST watched it two nights ago. I don’t care what anybody says, this movie defines sadness and life in a way that most movies can’t. Effing BEAUTIFUL.

MY EMOTIONS

He looks like an adorable raccoon

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:06:14 -0800

He looks like an adorable raccoon

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:04:31 -0800

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:47:35 -0800

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

chazzthejazz: theamericankid: OK OK I’LL STAHP I don’t...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:46:36 -0800

chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of heart at the end.

“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”

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Mon, 13 May 2013 02:22:15 -0800

cocktanite: youranswerinbrokenmusic: riningear: phanphanphan: ...

Mon, 13 May 2013 02:20:53 -0800

cocktanite:

youranswerinbrokenmusic:

riningear:

phanphanphan:

fearlesslyjamie:

made fully rebloggable for anon. Seriously, I think a lot of people need to realise that gender equality means Men and Women are treat exactly the same and you can’t solve discrimination against women by introducing discrimination against men

A M E N

also tumblr as a whole was not designed to be an exclusive space for anyone specifically. blogs can be safe spaces, but tumblr is everyone’s space. play nice, kids.

Oh my Christ no. Sexism does not work both ways. SIGH. I’m sorry you’re having a bad time on the internet, that totally sucks, IT IS NOT THE SAME THING AS SEXISM.

“sometimes being male on tumblr can be fucking scary”

being a woman everywhere at every time IS fucking scary

You do see the difference there right?

are you fucking kidding me right now with “sexism doesn’t work both ways” do i need to bring you the definition of sexism?

Sexism means discrimination against people because of their sex: anything unfair to males or females, because they’re males or females, is an example of sexism.

it does not just include women sexism is discrimination now hear me out on sex. it does not say womanism femaleism. if you read op’s actual words you would see that there’s a double standard here. woman can oogle men and think of them as hunks of meat and when men do it they’re labeled as pigs. it works both ways/