peanutbutta: It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS
teamrocketstolemyurl: We were at the gym and I was sitting after I was done waiting for my mom to get done tanning and I was by the treadmill and there were these two black dudes and one was coaching the other and I heard him say ” Run nigga run like the cops are after ya” and I couldn’t help but laugh but I tried to hush it so it was more of a giggle and the one that said that just looked at me...
getonyourpaws: pkanaya: sharkyrook: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale THAT’S NOT FAIR i was literally thinking about this yesterday and how unfair the american grading system is for people that...
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arocketoherheart: This is as close we could possibly be when it comes to reading someone’s head. Read more. Fucking mind readers. So this is how I am delighted… with this information fucking awesome! I’m sooo gonna do these The fuck?!
of-hobbits-and-men: deathbedscene: mycutefriendsweetprincess: my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time #i didn’t know i wanted this...
youvealwaysgotlittleoldme: the-impalas-fallen-angel: thorki-hiddlesworth: bytheirownsuggestionsfell: if you’re ever feeling down just remember that sam winchester lost his mother lost his fiancee lost his father lost his brother lost his life lost his sanity lost his brother again lost his angel lost his faith And the most tragic one DID THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM JUST...
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sassy-gay-erisol: the-insane-otaku: scottcstrait: … we’re all over ten here.
sealcat: no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by
godofgallifrey: escapefromthenothing: suckmywaltdisney: officiallymindless1-4-3: “how did you lose your virginity?” Lmaoooo, Omg It’s 3am. I was not prepared for this post. it’s midday and i wasn’t prepared for this post
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lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.