1. lebaiserdelamorte: IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

    lebaiserdelamorte:

    IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

  2. skankforster: She’s going places

    skankforster:

    She’s going places

  4. swiftingthrough:

    cheekyanthony:

    swiftingthrough:

    period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff

    periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating

    i will bleed on everything you love

  5. darkshadows713:

    meladoodle:

    oomshi:

    can girls hide things in their vaginas

    dead bodies

    see that’s the secret is that there’s no such thing as periods, it’s just that every month the uterus cleans itself of all the blood left over from the bodies. more blood=more bodies so light flow=you may no have met your dead body quota this month & heavy flow=damn girl calm down and leave some victims for the rest of us dayummm

    congrats now you know the secret

  7. drwagc: jagiv: I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska. Freedom truck

    drwagc:

    jagiv:

    I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

    Freedom truck

  8. thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. This applies to ALL 50 statesPLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

    thethneedler:

    EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
    REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
    WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
    An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

    Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

    Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
    I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
    Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

    *Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

    You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

    This applies to ALL 50 states
    PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

  9. grapesfermented: niknak79: They were supposed to be smiley faces they look like tortured souls begging for death

    grapesfermented:

    niknak79:

    They were supposed to be smiley faces

    they look like tortured souls begging for death

  10. bemusedlybespectacled: bokunohime: maniclaughter: illhavenumberthinplease: yoga-body: 00eyecandy: UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do. ^you my friend have just opened my eyes  #dear everyone who thinks no one notices them guys this is off topic and i don’t want to be ~that person~ but No, be that person. BE THAT PERSON.

    bemusedlybespectacled:

    bokunohime:

    maniclaughter:

    illhavenumberthinplease:

    yoga-body:

    00eyecandy:

    UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

    Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.

    ^you my friend have just opened my eyes

     #dear everyone who thinks no one notices them

    guys this is off topic and i don’t want to be ~that person~ but

    image

    No, be that person. BE THAT PERSON.

  11. #gotstuckinabag #dumbkitty #chillin #kitty #doesntcare

    #gotstuckinabag #dumbkitty #chillin #kitty #doesntcare

  12. #suckletime #cuddling #happyboy #flamepoint #kitty #babyboy

    #suckletime #cuddling #happyboy #flamepoint #kitty #babyboy

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